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Join Madonna gym… and get a fat face?


 

Madonna: Like a Gym teacher?

With the news that Madonna has made yet another gargantuan attempt at world domination with the opening of her own gym chain, I find myself compelled to ask the question; “What’s happened to Madonna’s face?” Does anyone know?

I know she’s been snipping and tucking for years now which has left her looking a bit er, odd but these pics of her at the launch of her new gym chain in Mexico yesterday would indicate either she’s been busy eating all the pies (unlikely) or she’s been having more random proceedures (more likely). Filler injections perhaps?

Madonna: Pie eater?

Not meaning to be cruel, I do realise that everyone gets old, but she does look a bit odd. Maybe she’s going for the theory that if you put on weight you can look a bit younger? Either way I wish she’d stop fannying around opening gyms, creating fashion lines, tweaking her face and trying to become a movie director and just get on with what she’s best at:  recording some decent music.

Anyway, award for most amusing video news coverage for the Madonna-Opens-New-Gym story goes to TMZ.com for this video. If you want a giggle, have a watch.

Also – whilst I’m on the subject – gym membership at $160 per month?

Really?? Let’s hope she’s not planning to open one in Malawi, ’cause I’m not totally convinced they would be able to afford it.

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6 thoughts on “Join Madonna gym… and get a fat face?

  1. That look is very much down to fillers. They fill out your face to get rid of wrinkles though in actual fact I think she looks better with wrinkles than fat face. I wish she would lay off the surgery – she is so pretty that I think she would look lovely just leaving her face to age naturally. Ugh.

    Posted by phdavies | December 2, 2010, 5:59 pm
  2. Jesus christ, she looks like some sort of gym based troll. Its actually really sad that someone who seemed to be so empowered in and of her sexuality couldn’t actually let nature run its course and be a truly sexy older woman (Lauren Hutton, Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver) but has now consigned herself to that strange ageless hinterland that women of a certain age/wealth bracket find themselves falling into.

    I hope it doesn’t sound mysoginistic to say it, but those women all look weird, they don’t look old, but they don’t look young either, its like they’ve taken some weird sideways step out of the ageing process, and each procedure they try to get themselves back towards youth/beauty actually leaves them looking slightly more strange, and takes them one step further away from ‘normality’. Madonna is one of the most photographed women in the world of course so its painfully obvious every time she tries something, and in this instance its entirely possible its a recent procedure which is why she looks like Gizmo from Gremlins, and perhaps in a few weeks she’ll look better, but right now the puffy-death mask look is not going to entice me to join her Gym chain. Yuck!

    Posted by Danboy | December 2, 2010, 7:22 pm
  3. Also that she couldn’t round out her face but just gaining half a stone or a bit more so she was a bit softer is just an indication that shes a lunatic, who needs to step AWAY from gyms, not buy all of them up!

    Posted by Danboy | December 2, 2010, 7:24 pm
  4. Very scary – she looks like she’s being impersonated by Jennifer Saunders.

    Comments above not misogynistic (sp?) but men must remember Simon Cowell and his changing features…

    Posted by Steph | December 3, 2010, 9:41 am

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